Taco Flavor Doritos: What Doritos makes with the leftover seasonings from all its other flavors.
An attempt to demonize the vending machines, so no one will use them and they can be eliminated.
Dear Tastykake: Either embrace the C-K substitution, or don’t. Your inconsistency is upsetting the journalists.
We are told that an employee at this East Coast newspaper bought his own six-pack of Sunkist and left it on his desk. The next morning, his sodas were in the soda machine, with this hand-written label.
From a mid-sized, Mid-Atlantic paper. Cheerwine is a soda primarily found in North Carolina.
From Arkansas’ largest newspaper (google that tagline and you’ll know which one).
“Western Omelette on Toast”
We’re a small newspaper in New England. I’ve eaten many a questionable chicken- and tuna-salad sandwich out of the break room vending machine, but the Western Omelette on Toast is a bridge too far.
Not exactly Roasted Nuts or anything …
But this coffee machine at a famous East Coast daily may have been installed during the Nixon Administration …
… especially judging by the grease of the beans on the inner window.
